Ode to Mangy Cat
ODE TO MANGY CATIs it just me, Oh Mangy cat? Or do you seek to torment me.
You only purr when I give you food.
You only love me when I stroke your back (and get fur up my nose.)
You only visit me when I am sewing on my machine (and therefore get fur up my nose.)
You only rub your tail against me when I am at the computer (and thus get fur, not only up my nose, but in my mouth.)
Alac, dear Mangy cat. You do torment me.
The END
(disregard aforementioned messy sewing table)
Me thinks Mangy Cat giveth me a dirty look.